Jiggle. Jiggle. Rattle. Rattle. "Daddy, why is the bathroom door locked?"
"Connor, you are supposed to knock on the bathroom door before you try to come in."
Knock. Knock. Jiggle. Rattle. "Daddy, why is the bathroom door locked?"
"I'm using the bathroom. I will be right out."
"Number one or number two?"
"What? Son, can I have just a little privacy? Do you have to know all the details of my life?"
Slight pause. "Umm, yes. And besides it's really, really, really important!"
"Are you hurt?"
"No, but hurry up! It's really important."
Wash my hands. Exit the bathroom. "What? What is the matter? Did you break something by accident? What is so important to drag me out the bathroom?"
"Do you think when Harry Houdini was underwater for so long that he could stop his own heart to make his breath last longer?"