Monday, November 22, 2010

Thou Shalt Not Google Thyself

I have eaten of the tree of knowledge and made the following discoveries by googling myself:

  1. I have a hotness rating of 4.6, which at first pissed me off when I thought it was an attractiveness rating. Apparently, it is a measure of how close my former residence is to a toxic waste dump.
  2. I am a Crew Supervisor for the Public Works Department in Myrtle Beach. I'm not sure what that means, but I get to live in Myrtle beach, so hell yeah!
  3. Feel free to contact me for all your possum control needs in New Zealand???? I also have some affiliation with the commerical possum fur industry.
  4. Somebody, somewhere must actually read my plumbing repair articles since they show up fairly high in the search.
  5. I have a couple of poems published that I had completely forgotten about.
  6. I am a member of the Hawkes Bay Small Bore Rifle Association Shooting Team. Funny though since I don't even own a gun here in NC.
  7. The file where my graduate school thesis is located has somehow been appropriated by various weird, bot generated, spam sites looking for content, most notable among them--"Jessica F*%k Machine."


  1. LOL Dean! I love it! :)

  2. Thank you, anonymous one! lol

  3. I have a number of smooth jazz and R&B albums out, which is pretty cool as I play some jazz myself -- but none of the money seems to be coming my way.

  4. LOL dean heheeh again good post

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