Monday, December 20, 2010
Edible Reindeer Poo????
Apparently, two senior VPs of Marketing were sitting around during a think tank session and getting stoned off their asses. One of them must have said to the other, "Hey let's sell some Reindeer crap to kids for Christmas. I bet they will really eat that shit up!"
And you know what? Parents, myself included, bought it for their kids and made the company a ton of money.
So for Easter, I am coming out with a new line of Bunny Pee. Just squeeze the bunny's belly and get a stream of generic Mt. Dew straight into your mouth. Now that's the American Dream!
Watch out because the Easter Bunny is coming to town, and he is pissed!
Posted by Dean at 5:44 PM