Monday, December 20, 2010

Edible Reindeer Poo????

Apparently, two senior VPs of Marketing were sitting around during a think tank session and getting stoned off their asses.  One of them must have said to the other, "Hey let's sell some Reindeer crap to kids for Christmas. I bet they will really eat that shit up!"

And you know what? Parents, myself included, bought it for their kids and made the company a ton of money.

So for Easter, I am coming out with a new line of Bunny Pee. Just squeeze the bunny's belly and get a stream of generic Mt. Dew straight into your mouth. Now that's the American Dream!

Watch out because the Easter Bunny is coming to town, and he is pissed!

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