So without further ado, it's time to play everybody's new favorite game show, Imagine that Gastroinstestinal Malfunction!!!!!!
Today's contestant walked four aisles down to pick up a few extra items, leaving the audience plenty of time to see his initial purchases:
- 12 (count em) tins of sardines
- 1 small bottle of Tabasco sauce
- 2 cans of Hormel chili
- 1 roll of generic paper towels
- 1 canister of Febreze (how perfect is that)
- 1 bag of red hot cheese puffs
- 2 large canisters of Slim Jims (Were they buy one get one, or do you just REALLY love them that much?)
Imagine that Gastroinstestinal Malfunction!!!!!!
Thanks for playing, and we will see you next time.