Thursday, December 1, 2011
I'm On Fire
The same guy who then cranks up "If I Ruled the World" by NAS, "The R" by Eric B. and Rakim, and "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie - all while dancing around the bedroom and bathroom with the grace and energy of a toddler who consumed a 5 pound bag of granulated sugar, mixed with a teaspoon of crystal meth.
The same guy who has to turn down Pandora radio to figure out the smoke alarm is going off.
The same guy who then remembers his eggs boiling on the stove - only they are no longer boiling because all the water is gone from the pot, and the eggs are cracked and scorched.