Sunday, April 22, 2012

Let's Pretend I Have Been Blogging

Holy crap, when is the last time I posted anyway??!?! 

Sorry about all that. I have been working on my manuscript and suffering from menstrual cramps as well. Plus, having been snip-snipped and told to sit my scrotum down on a bag of frozen peas has not made me want to spend a lot of time in a computer chair until recently.

Having said that, I am back...I think. (Or at least I am back way more than I have been in the past couple of months.)

In the meantime, go buy this book:

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

My girlfriend laughed so hard and long I had to send her into another room, so I could concentrate on my own manuscript and so I didn't develop an inferiority complex to Jenny Lawson, the author.

Jenny Lawson reminds me of me. If I had a vagina. And if I grew up in rural Texas instead of rural North Carolina. And if I already had a book published. But other than that, we pretty much share the same DNA. Only not.

Anyway if you think the image of a little girl wearing a dead dear carcass for a sweater is both funny and a little disturbing, which makes it even funnier, then you will like this book.

Go. Buy it. Now.


  1. Thanks for the recommendation! That is some funny ish right there!

  2. Dear Anonymous, have I ever steered you wrong? I mean other than that time with the thing and the other thing.