Ok, everyone you can hold off on your orders of cherry flavored throat condoms. It is official. I do NOT have throat gonorrhea.
I DO officially have strep throat for which I just received some meds. I got a brand new, handy, dandy Z-Pak to take care of the infection since I'm allergic to penicillin.
Now, since I am quite the responsible adult (shut up), I read all the warning labels. As it turns out, I cannot even start taking the freaking pain pills until I find out whether or not I am pregnant. (41 is still "of childbearing age" right?")
So until I go buy a freaking Clearblue easy (cause blue is purty), I will have to suffer in pain. Can I never get a break in life?!?!